Southern AF

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Hello new followers!

I seem to have gathered some new followers of the Glee/Klaine/Blaine variety, so while I sit around during a tornado watch, I figured an “about me” was long past due! So let’s start with a hearty and full-throated

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Basic stats about me: I’m from Mississippi, in my 40s, and work as an academic. 

    • I usually check “female” on forms when the selection is only that, male, or “prefer not to say” but in reality I consider myself genderqueer with a feminine lean and will answer to both she/her and they/them. 
    • I am bi/pan (depending on the color palette I’m feeling) but been married to a cis dude for a good long while.
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Things you will most likely find on this blog include:

    • Glee (main focus Blaine, Kurt, and Klaine, but other characters too)
    • Darren Criss, his projects, his zany pals and his hot AF wife, Mia
    • Check, Please! (main ship: Zimbits)
    • Small cute animals, not restricted to: kittens, puppies, full grown cats and dogs (particular affinity for corgis), otters, possums, penguins, and bunnies
    • Musical theater stuff
    • Random shit I find amusing, interesting, or educational
    • Whatever I get obsessed with on any particular week. One day it’ll be Ted Lasso, next it’s Denali Foxx from Drag Race. What will it be next week? WHO FUCKING KNOWS
    • My eternal frustration with my home state. I will vent about its faults and laud the (few and far between) signs of progress
    • And of fucking course,
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Things that will get your ass blocked:

    • TERFS, SWERFS, and NERFS
    • Ace-erasure, bi-erasure, pan-erasure, trans-erasure…the only Erasure I accept is the 80s-90s synth-pop duo of the same name.
    • Racism, colorism, anti-Semitism, and any prejudice against non-white ethnicities (white people on the other hand can suck it up, buttercup, and I say this as a white people)
    • Any for-real tinhatting of CrissColfer or hatred towards them or their respective partners/spouses, Mia and Will. I got no problem with reading fic to get your rocks off, but keep that shit to your rich internet life and leave the real-life folks out of it.
    • Basically, if…
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…then this is not the place for you.

I write fic but I’ve been on hiatus for personal real-life reasons. Read my back catalog at AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/honeysucklepink/works 

I also created the Ultimate Glee Music Index, listing every song in order of performance, noting season, episode, original artists (and actual versions covered), performers, mashups and other notes.

Comments do wonders for my self-worth, just saying:

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Sit back, enjoy the ride, and I hope you don’t regret the decision to follow.

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Allan acknowledges the narrators voice, saying that he’s confused about how there’s only one Allan. This means he hears the narrator and understands what she says.

Later in the movie, when Barbie is crying about how she isn’t pretty anymore, the narrator cuts in to say as a note to the movie creators that Margot Robbie was probably not the best casting choice to make that point. Allan, able to hear and understand the creators voice must have heard this and therefore must know that he is in a movie.

When he is attempting to escape barbieland, Allan pulls a bunch of fighting moves out of nowhere, fighting off several Kens despite the Kens being the stereotype of a strong atheletic guy and Allan being Micheal Cera. It is my hypothesis that this power and strength comes from Allan being aware he is in a movie and therefore, like in a lucid dream, able to manipulate his reality in order to pull off feats like taking on five Kens at once (in a fight). In this essay I will-

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greta gerwig really said. when this girl gets a little sad and confused by the weird and complicated and uncomfortable parts of being human and growing up, she meets god and sits at her kitchen table, drinks her tea, holds her hands. and she asks god if she’s allowed to be happy. and god tells her she doesn’t need her permission. she tells her she’s going to be okay.

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